I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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