I'm passing your future prison.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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