My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
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I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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