I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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