yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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