my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
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