tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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