you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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