Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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