Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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