I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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