He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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