I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.