I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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