thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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