I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Is this like a preordered booty call?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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