We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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