i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Found your dick twin last night
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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