their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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