Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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