Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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