Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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