I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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