he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
