that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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