Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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