My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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