I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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