a bad idea.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking