I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.