ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone