"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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