Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction