I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?