It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?