and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends