I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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