out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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