scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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