What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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