I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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