she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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