Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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