For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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