fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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