I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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