Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
did you just send me my own nude
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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