it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
We have started to decorate penises.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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