The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
