Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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