oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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