Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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