Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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