I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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