return my video game
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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