i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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